I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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