Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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