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I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.

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During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand

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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start

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asking for a friend

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.

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