Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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