one might say we're banned from that church
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
