I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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