He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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