You work out of a Hotel?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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