I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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