wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
