I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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