im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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