Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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