there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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