Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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