called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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