I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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