My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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