i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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