I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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