i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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