and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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