my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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