just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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