she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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