I wanna bring you to show and tell
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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