So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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