Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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