i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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