these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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