also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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