i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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