She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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