This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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