i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
tell me about the fingering
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