why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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