my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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