I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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