Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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