a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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