And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
That accounts for only three of the penises
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize