I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Text me some of your sweat
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