Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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