Is it normal to miss your booty call?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
dude. I can hear the air.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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