sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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