im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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