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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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