let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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