you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I woke up under a house in Key West
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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