I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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