Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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