It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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