Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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