I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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