I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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