dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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