Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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