i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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